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 Post subject: One thing we can all agree on... Money
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:23 am 
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I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene, clean, and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see .... Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.


Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free "stuff!!"

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!


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Does this guy ever make sense, folks?

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His post made perfect sense. Now do yourself a favor. Get a bilingual interpreter who can explain his post to you.


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Sure. Now go eat your cup of sh*t, baby.

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expresso66 wrote:
Sure. Now go eat your cup of sh*t, baby.


I don't know what sh*t is.


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Well, you smell like it..........you know!

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expresso66 wrote:
Well, you smell like it..........you know!


I smell good. You probably smell like chili and dog s***. Because your mother's mexican cooking sucks.


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You mother smells like a piece of Puerto Rican sh*t! Of course that's what she is, and su familia.........sh*t!

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God you're boring. Say something interesting. Tell us another fairy tale about how God loves illegal immigrants.


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:D

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expresso66 wrote:
:D


You are boring. Entertain us.


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You two have been entertaining me! Keep doing it..thanks!

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NWIHoosier wrote:
expresso66 wrote:
:D


You are boring. Entertain us.


He's my little marionette. I tell him to dance. He dances. I tell him to say something stupid. He says something stupid. I share him with the other members of the forum. They know how to work all of his strings.


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:lol:

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deelight wrote:
NWIHoosier wrote:
expresso66 wrote:
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You are boring. Entertain us.


He's my little marionette. I tell him to dance. He dances. I tell him to say something stupid. He says something stupid. I share him with the other members of the forum. They know how to work all of his strings.


LOL. I love how he thinks he controls us and how he thinks he wins every argument (his mindless ramblings) on this board. Then he resorts to calling you and Mary Lou ho's and telling me to go back to Europe.


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