Mary Lou Ho And BWG(aka Lard Azz) were picking peanuts in Georgia. However, Jimmy Carter, our ex-Prez, a peanut farmer himself, ask them what they were doing on PRIVATE land, picking peanuts. Mary Lou Ho answered and said, " Mr. Prez, you no have to get mad at me, you hear. I's need peanuts 'cause I's having a peanut butter baby, and mine baby need's them there peanuts." Her half-man, BWG said too, "Look Prez, I don't like to work, I's better than them workers over thar. Me and my Ho here, needs them peanuts to exist. Plus, I's named, Big White Guy, and I gots to live up to this name of mine." Ole Jimmy just looked at this bare footed couple, and said,"Nope, try not to live up to that name; 'cause your trash, and your Ho there used to have a brother for a man..............no, just stay the trash that you are........I know you both don't know what it is, but I'll give you guys some peanut butter. It's for eating, and for traps, like yours! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Thank-you, peanut head.

CHICAGO POLICE REPORT:
Lovie Smith's House was egged.

Chicago police reported that some individual attempted to "egg" Lovie
Smith's house last night.

The report stated:

An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. 2 eggs hit Mr. Smith's
house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, 2 eggs
hit the houses of each of his next-door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs
were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual
threw them.

Looking at what was hit; police officials say they are considering Rex
Grossman as the primary suspect.

A young blonde woman in Michigan City , was so depressed that she decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the channel leading out to Lake Michigan.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome
young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying her eyes out.
He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.' Moving closer,
he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, 'I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy.'
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the captain.
'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.
'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get
food and a trip to Europe , and he's screwing me.'
'He certainly is,' the captain said.
'This is the Blue Chip Casino, and we never leave Michigan City ..'

I KNOW WHAT I posted, morons!~~~~

Folks let's ignore this crap smell called, URRght; she's just a troublemaker here. She's not intelligent at all, as we have all found out by now. GO AWAY URRIGHT! We don't want ya here!