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LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

(This one hurts because I drive a BMW)

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

Where did you steal it from, Crap Smell?

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

expresso66 wrote:

Where did you steal it from, Crap Smell?

I didn't steal it fool. It was a gift!

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

For doing what?

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

expresso66 wrote:

For doing what?

For being someone's friend! You should try it!

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3800

LoisLane wrote:

expresso66 wrote:

For doing what?

For being someone's friend! You should try it!

You must be a good friend.

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

sparks wrote:

LoisLane wrote:

expresso66 wrote:

For doing what?

For being someone's friend! You should try it!

You must be a good friend.

Yes!

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

~~DD Delight and Lois Lane making it, folks!

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

expresso66 wrote:

:smt008~~DD Delight and Lois Lane making it, folks!

And how much would you pay for some video?

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3800

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. . Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

Yeah, shut your filthy mouth/trap.
Your smelling up the whole forum!

Mary Lou · **Joined:** Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:38 pm **Posts:** 955

Estate Planer
Women & Estate Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father
and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a
wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her. But in just a few years, my father will die,
and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

BigWhiteGuy · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:30 pm

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
and meet their maker, God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have
experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is. 'I want to be gorgeous,' and so
God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says 'I want
to be gorgeous too' Another snap of His fingers and
the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to
be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line,
the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him
what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down
and says:

'Make 'em all ugly again.'

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