A LITTLE FUN

BigWhiteGuy · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:09 am

expresso66 wrote:

Mary Lou Ho And BWG(aka Lard Azz) were picking peanuts in Georgia. However, Jimmy Carter, our ex-Prez, a peanut farmer himself, ask them what they were doing on PRIVATE land, picking peanuts. Mary Lou Ho answered and said, " Mr. Prez, you no have to get mad at me, you hear. I's need peanuts 'cause I's having a peanut butter baby, and mine baby need's them there peanuts." Her half-man, BWG said too, "Look Prez, I don't like to work, I's better than them workers over thar. Me and my Ho here, needs them peanuts to exist. Plus, I's named, Big White Guy, and I gots to live up to this name of mine." Ole Jimmy just looked at this bare footed couple, and said,"Nope, try not to live up to that name; 'cause your trash, and your Ho there used to have a brother for a man..............no, just stay the trash that you are........I know you both don't know what it is, but I'll give you guys some peanut butter. It's for eating, and for traps, like yours! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Oh, good one....

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

Thank-you, peanut head.

BigWhiteGuy · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:51 pm

BigWhiteGuy wrote:

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expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

BigWhiteGuy · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:05 am

expresso66 wrote:

:roll:

=The Badge of an IDIOT.

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

may1846 · **Joined:** Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:24 pm **Posts:** 632

expresso66 wrote:

:D

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

I KNOW WHAT I posted, morons!~~~~

BigWhiteGuy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:06 am

expresso66 wrote:

I KNOW WHAT I posted, morons!~~~~

mhc · **Joined:** Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:13 pm **Posts:** 172

exprasso wrote:

I KNOW I am a moron!

That may be true, but you're still a cockroach.

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

BigWhiteGuy · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:19 am

expresso66 wrote:

:D

BOOOOOOO

Mary Lou · **Joined:** Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:38 pm **Posts:** 955

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them," Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

expresso66 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:43 am **Posts:** 7401

FEEL ME!........FREE ME!~~~~~~

may1846 · **Joined:** Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:24 pm **Posts:** 632

BigWhiteGuy wrote:

expresso66 wrote:

I KNOW WHAT I posted, morons!~~~~

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