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| Author: | Moby Grape [ Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
A Football Question Last year after the Packers / Bills game, Buffalo released quarterback Trent Edwards. During the Packers / Eagles game, the Packers injured Philadelphia quarterback Kevin Kolb. Philadelphia then had to play backup quarterback Michael Vick. During a playoff game against the Eagles, the Packers injured Michael Vick and Another backup was needed. After the Packers / Cowboys game, Dallas fired Wade Phillips and most of his staff. After the Packers / Vikings game, Minnesota fired Brad Childress and most of his staff. Four weeks after losing to the Packers, the 49er's coach Mike Singletary and most Of his staff were fired and replaced. During the Bears Playoff game, the Packers injured Jay Cutler and backup Todd Collins forcing the Bears to go with 3rd string quarterback Caleb Hanie. Question: Is it just me, or did the Packers create more jobs than Obama last year? |
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| Author: | -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
Q:â€What is the Difference Between Slaves on Plantations and Blacks Who Blindly Vote for Democrats?“ A:The old slaves didn’t have a choice. |
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| Author: | suzyq [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
How do you starve an Obama supporter?? It's really very simple, just hide their food stamps under their work shoes. |
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| Author: | -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
suzyq wrote: How do you starve an Obama supporter?? It's really very simple, just hide their food stamps under their work shoes. What is the difference between an Obama supporter and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four. |
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| Author: | littledebbie [ Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
The car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8.†When I got home I opened my Bible to the scripture and read it and started laughing. Psalm 109:8 –“Let his days be few and brief; And let others step forward to replace him.†At last –I can voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Let us bow our heads and pray. I did.... |
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| Author: | r11 [ Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
littledebbie wrote: The car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it. It read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8.†When I got home I opened my Bible to the scripture and read it and started laughing. Psalm 109:8 –“Let his days be few and brief; And let others step forward to replace him.†At last –I can voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Let us bow our heads and pray. I did.... Nicely done. You have also managed to dispel my apparently incorrect assumption that you were an aging gay daffodil from zip code 60438. |
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| Author: | littledebbie [ Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
r11 wrote: Nicely done. You have also managed to dispel my apparently incorrect assumption that you were an aging gay daffodil from zip code 60438. I am MY own person. Thank You for the compliment.. |
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| Author: | -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
A black guy, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What can I get you, Mr. President?†|
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| Author: | -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
Q . What's the Cuban National Anthem? A.. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q . Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A.. A different bar. Q . What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A.. Sum Ting Wong . Q . What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A.. A speech impediment. Q . Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A.. Because they're not going to work in the future either. Q . Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? A.. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q . What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A.. The southern zoo has a description of the animal . along with a recipe. Q . How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word? A.. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!' Q . What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale??? A.. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s***.' Q . Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A.. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States |
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| Author: | chuckmo48 [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
To save the economy, on November 15, 2011, the republican party will announce a new immigration agenda and it is ordering the US Immigration Department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! |
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| Author: | Moby Grape [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
chuckmo48 wrote: To save the economy, on November 15, 2011, the republican party will announce a new immigration agenda and it is ordering the US Immigration Department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! actually if the DEMOCRATS would ENFORCE the current immigration laws we wouldn't even be making ''jokes'' about this serious situation. |
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| Author: | -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Mon Nov 14, 2011 2:08 pm ] |
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| Author: | LaughingAtLakeCo [ Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:52 pm ] |
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chuckmo48 wrote: To save the economy, on November 15, 2011, the republican party will announce a new immigration agenda and it is ordering the US Immigration Department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! Hi-yo. Boy, when someone named this topic "A LITTLE Fun", they really meant it. |
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| Author: | r11 [ Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
LaughingAtLakeCo wrote: chuckmo48 wrote: To save the economy, on November 15, 2011, the republican party will announce a new immigration agenda and it is ordering the US Immigration Department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! Hi-yo. Boy, when someone named this topic "A LITTLE Fun", they really meant it. Man, is that not the truth? This guy is every bit as unfunny as he is stupid. A complete f***in mess this guy is. |
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| Author: | -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A LITTLE FUN |
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