Northwest Indiana Discussion

It was the first day of a school in USA , and a new Indian
> student named
> Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
>
> The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
> American History. Who said
> 'Give me Liberty or give me Death'?"
>
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who
> had his hand up.
>
> "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
>
> "Very good!"
>
> Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for
> the People, shall not
> perish from the Earth?"
>
> Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham
> Lincoln, 1863," said
> Chandrasekhar.
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
> be ashamed.
> Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about
> its history than
> you do."
>
> She heard a loud whisper, "Damn those Indians."
>
> "Who said that?" , she demanded. Chandrasekhar
> put his hand up.
>
> "General Custer, 1862."
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm
> gonna puke."
>
> The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now,
> who said that?"
>
> Again, Chandrasekhar says, "George Bush to the
> Japanese Prime Minister,
> 1991."
>
> Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck
> this!"
>
> Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
> shouts to the
> teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,
> 1997!"
>
> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little
> sh*t. If you say
> anything else, I'll kill you."
>
> Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
> " Michael Jackson
> to the child witnesses testifying against him,
> 2004."
>
> The teacher fainted.
>
> And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
> someone said, "Oh
> crap, we're screwed!"
>
> And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "I think it was the
> American people,
> November 4, 2008."

ROTFLMAO !!!