I LOVED THIS !!!
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| Author: | mrbsmom [ Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A laugh for the Girls |
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) --------------------------------------- 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) --------------------------------------- 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) --------------------------------------- 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) --------------------------------------- (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) --------------------------------------- 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) --------------------------------------- 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) --------------------------------------- 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know . . . it never happened!) --------------------------------------- (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) --------------------------------------- And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) --------------------------------------- Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you are just an old sour fart! --------------------------------------- One for the ladies ...One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ' . . . And they say blondes are dumb. . . --------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' --------------------------------------- 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. --------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor --------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN --------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough --------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.' --------------------------------------- |
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| Author: | Tiger1 [ Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A laugh for the Girls |
I LOVED THIS !!!
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| Author: | mrbsmom [ Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A laugh for the Girls |
Tiger1 wrote: I LOVED THIS !!! I thought it was pretty funny. Every time I look at my husband I think about #4. |
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| Author: | Tiger1 [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A laugh for the Girls |
mrbsmom wrote: Tiger1 wrote: I LOVED THIS !!! I thought it was pretty funny. Every time I look at my husband I think about #4. LOL !!! |
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| Author: | Moby Grape [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A laugh for the Girls |
oh yeah? 
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| Author: | Screech [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A laugh for the Girls |
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| Author: | Tiger1 [ Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A laugh for the Girls |
Mine can cook and clean, and best of all, he is an ex-Marine !!! 
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| Author: | Moby Grape [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A laugh for the Girls |
Tiger1 wrote: he is an ex-Marine !!! no such thing... |
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| Author: | Tiger1 [ Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A laugh for the Girls |
Moby Grape wrote: Tiger1 wrote: he is an ex-Marine !!! no such thing... True, once a Marine, ALWAYS a Marine ! He wears a shirt that says that, too. He enlisted at 17. He is very proud of his service to our country during the Vietnam era. My Honey was a Mortarman, Cook, and Pastry Chef. He ended up staying stateside, unlike my brother, who was in the Army in DaNang, Plieku, etc. |
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