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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:22 am 
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I heard sparks went to a "paintball tournament", and the opposition insisted on using paint rollers...

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sparkles at the shootin' range...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwMPniik ... re=related

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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:13 pm 
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LoisLane wrote:
I heard sparks went to a "paintball tournament", and the opposition insisted on using paint rollers...


I get it... :lol:

The "Sparks best insults thread"..... :smt006

Witty, pretty, and can handle a Remington 870 Express.


Here's one;


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Splarts is so big when God said let there be light, he axed Splarts to move.


:smt005

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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
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I got one...

Sporks is so fat, that The National Weather Service classifies him as "ground clutter" when he leaves the house and shows up on weather radar...

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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
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or....

Splorks is so fat, his cereal bowl came with a lifeguard...

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USMarine wrote:
Methinks in the interest of everyone's safety I'll offer splirks some options on which gun he should choose...... :smt006


I was going to suggest the Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, but he would probably shoot his eye out.

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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
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OK, last one...(for today)

Splorks is so fat, he’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book...

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LoisLane wrote:
OK, last one...(for today)

Splorks is so fat, he’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book...


:lol:


How about,

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Splirks is so big you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through.


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Enrico_Pallazzo wrote:
I was going to suggest the Red Ryder carbine-action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, but he would probably shoot his eye out.


That's unrefutable and I love the picture, it was actually the first thing I thought of as well...... :lol:

I picked up a nice gun at an auction pretty cheap that splats might be interested in.

It was only used once by the original owner and I'm willing to let splats have it for free.

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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
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LoisLane wrote:
The "Bloated Buffoon" on the other board, is asking for suggestions on the purchase of .......a handgun. :lol:

Advice to Sprinkles: You spent some serious time in jail. You probably won't be eligible to get a firearms card. Get a dog, and try not to eat it.

You continue to amaze me with your stupidity. Just because some bigoted loser posts BS here doesn't make it true. I easily passed the Indiana state police background check several years ago and received a license to carry from the state of Indiana.You're welcome to make a FOI request to the State Police if you're really curious about it. Illinois residents like yourself aren't allowed to obtain a concealed weapons permit because Illinois made that a felony. I suppose a whack job like yourself could try to lug that short barrelled shotgun you claim you have everywhere but I think it would attract some unwanted law enforcement attention pretty quickly. I like the fact I will be able to put my S&W in my glove box when I'm on the Borman.

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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
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Handgun advice
by sparks Yesterday at 10:36 am

I am going to purchase two handguns. I am considering several different guns including a S&W Sigma,a Taurus 24/7 or a Glock. I was at Deb's yesterday shooting a Glock 9mm and I really enjoyed it. I want to go back there today and try out a revolver. Taurus has a nice 38 special called an 85 Ultralite that seems nice. If any of the posters are knowledgeable about handguns,I'd appreciate your input.



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Some friendly advice.
If you liked the Glock, you might not like the S&W Sigma. I don’t know how much you know about auto pistols, but the Glock is single-action only, and the Sigma is double-action only. The Glock and the Sigma are both striker operated – they have no hammer that can be cocked. When the Glock is in firing condition, the striker is held back under tension, and it takes only a light pull (3-4 lbs.) of the trigger to fire. After firing, the striker returns to the tensioned position and all that is needed is a light pull for all subsequent shots. With the Sigma, you will need to go through a longer and considerably more resistant trigger pull (8-10 lbs.) in order to fire, because the striker in the Sigma comes back to full untensioned rest after each shot. Both are in roughly the same price range, I think, so it’s a matter of personal preference as to single-action vs. double-action.
I bought a Sigma .380 not long after the Sigma line was introduced in 1994. After firing only about 1000 rounds through it, the ridge on the underside of the slide that strips the individual cartridges from the magazine began getting flat and misshapen. It looked like it was only a matter of time before it would stop stripping cartridges altogether. I contacted S&W and was told that, in the early days of Sigma manufacture, a different and less durable alloy was used for the slides. There had been many other complaints about the same problem from other customers, and a new alloy was soon incorporated. To the best of my knowledge, that is no longer a problem. S&W is a class company, and they gave me a full refund on the Sigma to use toward the purchase of any of their other products.
If you are looking for a revolver, I would recommend any of a variety of S&W’s. My personal favorite is the 5-shot Centennial 640 .357 magnum with concealed hammer and 2-1/8 inch barrel. Easily concealed and, due to no external hammer, can even be fired from within a coat pocket – there is nothing to snag. It is rough with .357 ammo, however, so I usually load it with .38 +P hollowpoint.
Although I’ve never tried one, I’ve heard good things about Taurus revolvers, too. You mentioned the Taurus Ultralite, but don’t let the word ‘Ultralite’ mislead you into thinking that it will be easier to handle – quite the opposite is true. The lighter the gun and the shorter the barrel, the greater the perceived recoil. The Taurus Ultralite is somewhere in the 13 oz. range, while the S&W 640 weighs 24 oz. With +P loads, the S&W still has a decent kick to it, so I can only imagine that the kick from the Taurus will be much greater. I haven’t been to Deb’s in a while, but I was told that they rent out guns. Try the two side by side, if you can, and then decide. The heavier gun is more cumbersome for personal protection carry, but it should be much easier to control while firing. I guess it depends which feature is more important to the individual shooter.
Long story short, I like a Glock 26 (Baby Glock) 9mm or the S&W 640 while on the road, but at home, you can’t go wrong with a Mossberg 500 pistol-grip 8-shot 12 gauge, lovingly stoked with 00 buck. You may not even need to fire that one – the sound of a shell being racked into the chamber might send an intruder running.
Strangely enough, this is probably the fifth or sixth request for advice I’ve heard, in as many months, from someone wishing to purchase a handgun and/or obtain a CCW permit for the first time.
Mere coincidence, or could it have something to do with the jackass in the White House?

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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:58 am 
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freetime wrote:
Sparks forgot to add to his email post that the owner of WJOB, Jim Dedelow, REJECTED his suggestion to ban me for my "negative" attitude.
Just love it when the mcteam tries to silence critics this way. Guess that's what democracy is all about!
Regarding Sparks and his stated desire to obtain handguns, I wonder if I should start looking over my shoulder? I've been in his sights for a long time, and still am judging by his recent posts.

You continue to make posts which show that your opinions completely lack credibilty. It is a testiment to your stupidity that you would imply that having a difference of opinion about politics means I am in any way a threat towards you. I suggest you seek counseling because you clearly have some issues.

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 Post subject: Re: Spark's best insults thread.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:15 am 
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sparks wrote:
You continue to amaze me with your stupidity. Just because some bigoted loser posts BS here doesn't make it true. I easily passed the Indiana state police background check several years ago and received a license to carry from the state of Indiana.You're welcome to make a FOI request to the State Police if you're really curious about it.
Judicial cases are public record...and on the Internet. Save yourself more embarrassment...
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Illinois residents like yourself aren't allowed to obtain a concealed weapons permit because Illinois made that a felony.
Sorry, I no longer live in Illinois...
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I suppose a whack job like yourself could try to lug that short barrelled shotgun you claim you have everywhere but I think it would attract some unwanted law enforcement attention pretty quickly. I like the fact I will be able to put my S&W in my glove box when I'm on the Borman.
I unlike yourself, know the limitation of a "short barrel" shotgun. If you think I am defenseless in my car, try taking my keys away. Although I weigh 120 lbs. compared to your 350+ lbs., I could drop you like a bag of wet cement. And, it isn't in my glove box.

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Back on topic...

Sparkles is so fat, he sat on a quarter, and a booger shot out of Washington's nose!

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sparks wrote:
You continue to amaze me with your stupidity. Just because some bigoted loser posts BS here doesn't make it true. I easily passed the Indiana state police background check several years ago and received a license to carry from the state of Indiana.


Were you ever convicted of anything?

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