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USMarine · **Joined:** Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:55 am **Posts:** 10483

Sparts so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make him a pair of shoes.

:lol:

mrbsmom · **Joined:** Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:32 pm **Posts:** 813

He's bigger than Stormin' Norman?

Ammo rationing at Wal-Mart as panic buying sweeps US :smt005

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3800

LoisLane wrote:

sparks wrote:

You continue to amaze me with your stupidity. Just because some bigoted loser posts BS here doesn't make it true. I easily passed the Indiana state police background check several years ago and received a license to carry from the state of Indiana.You're welcome to make a FOI request to the State Police if you're really curious about it.

Judicial cases are public record...and on the Internet. Save yourself more embarrassment...

Since you lack the intelligence to debate me, you resort to lies. Typical.The reason the state police weren't able to find the public records you are talking about is they are not mine. You're nothing but a pathetic little troll who feels the need to hide behind a screen name and lie about me.

mrbsmom · **Joined:** Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:32 pm **Posts:** 813

Sparks is so dumb; He thinks he's smart.

Moby Grape · **Joined:** Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:19 pm **Posts:** 13802

sparks wrote:

Since you lack the intelligence to debate me, you resort to lies.

you don't know what debate is sparks....

not even close.....

Unless you consider ''debate to mean the following:

Giving an honest answer only when you think you can win, which occurs with the same frequency as a full solar eclipse over North America........Scampering away and hide like a roach when you lose and don't want to answer (or be a pussy and press the ''ignore'' button or worse yet...go crying to the admin like a little cry baby)....Calling anyone a racist or bigot who doesn't agree with you,...especially when it comes to handing their hard earned money over to freeloaders...(why this is considered racist is anyone's guess maybe you know why eh sparks?)....

oh and....treating any woman you come in contact with like s*** in some sort of fukked weird macho display of superiority...

if that is your idea of debate then I have to say that is pretty messed if you ask me...

debate?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Moby Grape · **Joined:** Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:19 pm **Posts:** 13802

sparks wrote:

You continue to amaze me with your stupidity. Just because some bigoted loser posts BS here doesn't make it true. I easily passed the Indiana state police background check several years ago and received a license to carry from the state of Indiana.

Were you ever convicted of anything?

Freedom Fighter · **Joined:** Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:13 am **Posts:** 475

The pious hypocrit failed to measure the "grass" at Mailmans house. Should he be charged with dereliction of duty?

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3800

You can put a dress and high heels on the Alpha bitch, but she'll still be dumb as the day is long.

LaughingAtLakeCo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:22 pm **Posts:** 1435

sparks wrote:

You can put a dress and high heels on the Alpha bitch, but she'll still be dumb as the day is long.

....and you can put a dress and high heels on the nose-picking union ape and all he'll do is wonder if his outfit makes his half-moons look big (they are).

Try vertical stripes....I'm told that they make the wearer appear slimmer. Maybe the Jailman and his family will be able to answer that in the near future....wait....those are horizontal stripes....or do they all just wear orange now?

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

Back on topic...

sparks is so fat, it is actually 20 degrees cooler in his shadow...

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

happy jack wrote:

Photoshop is pretty cool, isn't it, edge?
I thought it was especially funny how you put Rush's head on sparks' body.
What a friggin' hoot!

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3800

The administrator of the other board set a trap and the stupid loser USMarine fell for it hook,line and sinker! Posts in the "Lounge" are only visible to members who are logged in. By cutting and pasting the administrator's post so soon after it was posted, USMarine has revealed who his identity is OTOB. One quick review of the board's log and USMarine is busted. What a dumbass!

USMarine · **Joined:** Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:55 am **Posts:** 10483

H wrote:

Re: Owned!!!!
by Admin Today at 11:17 am

splarks wrote:

On the "NWI-BigotsAre Us" board, USMoron made the erroneous claim that the administrator of this board holds posts of some of the posters here before they are published. It's very easy to verify that the homebound loser has no idea what he's talking about. Even though UrRight has been banned from that board, she still feels the need to read the nonsense that some of the whackjobs post there.

I've had enough of your creating problems where none existed. Time to clean house.

-Admin.

http://nofree.spam.com/the-lounge ... -t1109.htm

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

USMarine wrote:

H wrote:

Re: Owned!!!!
by Admin Today at 11:17 am

splarks wrote:

On the "NWI-BigotsAre Us" board, USMoron made the erroneous claim that the administrator of this board holds posts of some of the posters here before they are published. It's very easy to verify that the homebound loser has no idea what he's talking about. Even though UrRight has been banned from that board, she still feels the need to read the nonsense that some of the whackjobs post there.

I've had enough of your creating problems where none existed. Time to clean house.

-Admin.

http://nofree.spam.com/the-lounge-f7/ownednot-t1109.htm

spurkles, you really must learn to control that foul mouth of yours. I've heard that it could get you kicked off of a forum.
:lol:

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

http://nofree.spam.com/nation-wor ... 084-20.htm

sparks wrote:

Are there Americans out there ignorant enough to listen to losers who cry like babies on national tv for their health advice? Wouldn't it be nice if a waiter in one of the restaurants that Beck frequents caught H1N1 and coughed on Beck a few times to test out his theory?

What an absolutely compassionate thing to write, schprickles.
You are the wackiest Christian I have ever had the pleasure of encountering.

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