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Spark's best insults thread.
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Author:  happy jack [ Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
sparks wrote:
Do you put on a dress to write about how Mark hurt your feelings?

Oh, hells no.
I put on one of those really cool f o r u m o t i o n T-shirts so I can pretend I'm the Prince of the Dorks (I know you've reserved the position of King for your own bad self, and I don't want to step on any toes).
Author:  sparks [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
Here's a good insult I directed at Lois Lane. Enjoy!
I'm kind of surprised that the board skank has never heard the word "slunk" before. Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!
Author:  LoisLane [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
sparks wrote:
Here's a good insult I directed at Lois Lane. Enjoy!
I'm kind of surprised that the board skank has never heard the word "slunk" before. Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!
Oooo...almost as bad as you, prison time, DUI's, and bankruptcy! Ummm, who's the loser here?

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
-Dean Wormer
Author:  happy jack [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
sparks wrote:
Here's a good insult I directed at Lois Lane. Enjoy!
I'm kind of surprised that the board skank has never heard the word "slunk" before. Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!

Very good, sparks.
You're like the Don Rickles of the transgender set.
Author:  USMarine [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Splork's best insults thread.
happy jack wrote:
splorks wrote:
Here's a good insult I directed at Lois Lane. Enjoy!
I'm kind of surprised that the board skank has never heard the word "slunk" before. Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!

Very good, sparks.
You're like the Don Rickles of the transgender set.


I don't think so, jack..... :smt006

He's more like The Apostle Saint Jude Thaddeus.

Sometimes I just crack me up....... :lol:

splorks wrote:
Those who look to the Lord are radiant; their faces are never covered with shame.
Psalm 34:5

splorks wrote:
To each is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good.
1 Corinthians 12:7
splorks wrote:
Do not forget to do good and to share with others,for with such sacrifices God is pleased.
Hebrews 13:16
splorks wrote:
Owe no one anything, except to love one another; for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.The commandments are summed up in this word,"Love your neighbor as yourself."
Romans 12:8-9


And my most favorite of all time.....
splorks wrote:
My christian beliefs define who I am and the political beliefs I hold.

Saint Splorks the Pious Hypocrite
Author:  Freedom Fighter [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Splork's best insults thread.
USMarine wrote:
happy jack wrote:
splorks wrote:
Here's a good insult I directed at Lois Lane. Enjoy!
I'm kind of surprised that the board skank has never heard the word "slunk" before. Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!

Very good, sparks.
You're like the Don Rickles of the transgender set.


I don't think so, jack..... :smt006

He's more like The Apostle Saint Jude Thaddeus.

Sometimes I just crack me up....... :lol:

splorks wrote:
Those who look to the Lord are radiant; their faces are never covered with shame.
Psalm 34:5

splorks wrote:
To each is given the manifestation of the Spirit for the common good.
1 Corinthians 12:7
splorks wrote:
Do not forget to do good and to share with others,for with such sacrifices God is pleased.
Hebrews 13:16
splorks wrote:
Owe no one anything, except to love one another; for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law.The commandments are summed up in this word,"Love your neighbor as yourself."
Romans 12:8-9


And my most favorite of all time.....
splorks wrote:
My christian beliefs define who I am and the political beliefs I hold.

Saint Splorks the Pious Hypocrite



Judas Iscariot is more accurate. Did not he pretend to be pious, but was in reality, a hypocrit, and more?
Author:  -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
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Author:  sparks [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
I think my "Outward Bound" thread combines humor and insults.
Author:  USMarine [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 4:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
splorks wrote:
I think my "Outward Bound" thread combines humor and insults.





splorks wrote:
My christian beliefs define who I am and the political beliefs I hold.


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Author:  sparks [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
USMarine wrote:
splorks wrote:
I think my "Outward Bound" thread combines humor and insults.





splorks wrote:
My christian beliefs define who I am and the political beliefs I hold.


God has a sense of humor. He made fools like you for the rest of us to laugh at!
Author:  LaughingAtLakeCo [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
sparks wrote:
God has a sense of humor. He made fools like you for the rest of us to laugh at!


....and he did put Steve Fowler in charge of recycling in one of the most regressive towns in the country. He also has you grovelling before policital detritus like the Woerpels.
Author:  -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
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Freak Show Fat
By Miss Cellania on Apr 19, 2010 at 4:00 am

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Pictured is Chauncy Morlan, who once made a living as a side show fat man. People paid money to look at him, because he was so unusually obese. A hundred years later, you can walk into any buffet restaurant and see a dozen people bigger than Morlan. Adam Ozimek at Modeled Behavior wonders what size people we will consider normal or freakish 100 years from now. Link -via TYWKIWDBI


It makes me wonder if he was also a union worker and resided in Hammond.
Author:  Moby Grape [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
sparks wrote:
Here's a good insult I directed at Lois Lane. Enjoy!
I'm kind of surprised that the board skank has never heard the word "slunk" before. Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!


viewtopic.php?f=60&t=7363&p=103076&hilit=skank&sid=0149058d190c077276bdc3f31473ddde#p103076



sparks wrote:
If you continue making comments like that, you will end up being banned from two message boards!
The Administrator wrote:
Several of the members of this forums primary contribution to the discussion seem to fall into these categories:

1) Posting emoticons (the little smile faces) without comment
2) Posting images making fun of other members without any relevant commentary
3) Harassing or making derogatory comments toward other members
4) Posting the same thing over and over in multiple posts
5) Hijacking legitimate posts with nonsense.



someone please explain to me why this poster believes he is entitled to post outside these rules but demands everyone else abides by them...
Author:  -={ARCLIGHT}=- [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
sparks wrote:
God has a sense of humor. He made fools like you for the rest of us to laugh at!

Which brings us to: Sparky on a skateboard!

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Author:  suzyq [ Tue May 04, 2010 2:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Spark's best insults thread.
-={ARCLIGHT}=- wrote:
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Sparkie is ready to come out of the closet, as soon as they make the door bigger !!
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