Bye bye Sparky

USMarine · **Joined:** Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:55 am **Posts:** 10483

may1846 wrote:

So you need a mindless nonsense thread to talk about sparks and the we're free board? Why couldn't you do that in all the other threads devoted to those topics?

I wasn't aware that we needed your permission to start threads or post anything anywhere.

The Admin stated the purpose of the 'Open Forum" pretty clear.

Most threads that end up discussing the SPAM bored are in the Open Forum.

Most posts that end up slamming splorks that are in other threads usually end up doing so because he comes in and posts things that have nothing to do with the topic or insulting people.

If he would act civilized instead of posting lies and insults about people, he wouldn't be ostracized from conversations.

You guys should try it sometime.

:smt006

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

USMarine wrote:

may1846 wrote:

So you need a mindless nonsense thread to talk about sparks and the we're free board? Why couldn't you do that in all the other threads devoted to those topics?

I wasn't aware that we needed your permission to start threads or post anything anywhere.

The Admin stated the purpose of the 'Open Forum" pretty clear.

Most threads that end up discussing the SPAM bored are in the Open Forum.

Most posts that end up slamming splorks that are in other threads usually end up doing so because he comes in and posts things that have nothing to do with the topic or insulting people.

If he would act civilized instead of posting lies and insults about people, he wouldn't be ostracized from conversations.

You guys should try it sometime.

:smt006

+1

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

may1846 wrote:

So you need a mindless nonsense thread to talk about sparks and the we're free board? Why couldn't you do that in all the other threads devoted to those topics?

No, we don't really need a mindless nonsense thread to discuss sparks and the 'We're (not really) Free' board. It's just that the terms 'sparks/We're (not really) Free board' and 'mindless nonsense' seem to fit so well together that it makes sense to consolidate them into one thread.
Incidentally, may1846, why are you so concerned about the posting format of this forum? If you are dissatisfied with it, you can always deal with it in the same manner I generally deal with you - ignore.
See how simple it is?

may1846 · **Joined:** Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:24 pm **Posts:** 632

I usually do ignore it but sometimes when it is so hypocritical I feel the need to point it out. You are "FREE" to post what you like obviously, I just don't understand why all of you spend so much time berating the exact same thing you are guilty of. As the driving force of this discussion board the three of you plus freetime can control the content better then any moderator but instead you choose to lob insults continuing the very thing you are complaining about :smt102

Carry on, why I don't know but carry on anyway.

USMarine · **Joined:** Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:55 am **Posts:** 10483

Methinks you should be minding your own store.

:smt006

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

sparks, if you donâ€™t mind relocating, you can go down to Florida and be almost like a bounty hunter.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/64319.html
Fines for too-tall grass could rise to $1,000 a day in Jupiter
By BILL DIPAOLO
Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
Posted: 4:28 p.m. Monday, Nov. 16, 2009
JUPITER â€” An overgrown lawn could cost a homeowner $1,000 a day.
A plan to quadruple the penalty from the current maximum of $250 per day for a first violation is scheduled for consideration at Tuesday night's town council meeting.
A repeat violation by the same person would be boosted to $5,000 a day maximum from $500 per day.
If the code enforcement board finds that the violation is irreversible â€” the unapproved removal of an historic tree, for example â€” the violator would face a maximum fine of $15,000. The current maximum penalty is $5,000.

And look, sparkles â€“ you can even diversify your snitchery.

The town code regulates items such as when garbage cans can be placed outside, noise volume, parking of boats, heights of fences, the number of tenants and landscaping. Lawns cannot be higher than eight inches in developed residential areas.

USMarine · **Joined:** Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:55 am **Posts:** 10483

happy jack wrote:

sparks, if you donâ€™t mind relocating, you can go down to Florida and be almost like a bounty hunter.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/64319.html
Fines for too-tall grass could rise to $1,000 a day in Jupiter
By BILL DIPAOLO
Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
Posted: 4:28 p.m. Monday, Nov. 16, 2009
JUPITER â€” An overgrown lawn could cost a homeowner $1,000 a day.
A plan to quadruple the penalty from the current maximum of $250 per day for a first violation is scheduled for consideration at Tuesday night's town council meeting.
A repeat violation by the same person would be boosted to $5,000 a day maximum from $500 per day.
If the code enforcement board finds that the violation is irreversible â€” the unapproved removal of an historic tree, for example â€” the violator would face a maximum fine of $15,000. The current maximum penalty is $5,000.

And look, sparkles â€“ you can even diversify your snitchery.

The town code regulates items such as when garbage cans can be placed outside, noise volume, parking of boats, heights of fences, the number of tenants and landscaping. Lawns cannot be higher than eight inches in developed residential areas.

LaughingAtLakeCo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:22 pm **Posts:** 1435

Wow. All sorts of nit-picking rules. Sounds like Jupiter, Florida would be "Spunk Heaven".

I think Florida is fairly lenient in the gun-toting department too, so "Pistols" could carry his authority around on his ample hips.

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

LaughingAtLakeCo wrote:

Wow. All sorts of nit-picking rules. Sounds like Jupiter, Florida would be "Spunk Heaven".

I think Florida is fairly lenient in the gun-toting department too, so "Pistols" could carry his authority around on his ample hips.

A Smith & Wesson Sigma in his right hand and a tape measure in his left.
That's our sparks!

Shaft

Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)

sparks

Who's the white horseâ€™s ass
who measures everybodyâ€™s grass?
(sparks!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would tattletale on his brother man?
(sparks!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's high grass all about
(sparks!)
Right on
You see this cat sparks is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about sparks
(Then we can dig it)
He's a constipated man
but we all know he wants to be a woman
(our sparks)

Moby Grape · **Joined:** Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:19 pm **Posts:** 13802

USMarine wrote:

happy jack wrote:

sparks, if you donâ€™t mind relocating, you can go down to Florida and be almost like a bounty hunter.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/64319.html
Fines for too-tall grass could rise to $1,000 a day in Jupiter
By BILL DIPAOLO
Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
Posted: 4:28 p.m. Monday, Nov. 16, 2009
JUPITER â€” An overgrown lawn could cost a homeowner $1,000 a day.
A plan to quadruple the penalty from the current maximum of $250 per day for a first violation is scheduled for consideration at Tuesday night's town council meeting.
A repeat violation by the same person would be boosted to $5,000 a day maximum from $500 per day.
If the code enforcement board finds that the violation is irreversible â€” the unapproved removal of an historic tree, for example â€” the violator would face a maximum fine of $15,000. The current maximum penalty is $5,000.

And look, sparkles â€“ you can even diversify your snitchery.

The town code regulates items such as when garbage cans can be placed outside, noise volume, parking of boats, heights of fences, the number of tenants and landscaping. Lawns cannot be higher than eight inches in developed residential areas.

what he said!!!!!!!!!! :smt005

Moby Grape · **Joined:** Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:19 pm **Posts:** 13802

happy jack wrote:

Shaft

Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)

sparks

Who's the white horseâ€™s ass
who measures everybodyâ€™s grass?
(sparks!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would tattletale on his brother man?
(sparks!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's high grass all about
(sparks!)
Right on
You see this cat sparks is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about sparks
(Then we can dig it)
He's a constipated man
but we all know he wants to be a woman
(our sparks)

that's pretty good! :smt005

Tiger1 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:35 pm

THAT was PRICELESS !!! :twisted:

ROTFLMAO !!! :twisted:

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