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| Author: | LoisLane [ Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Packers Win Over Bears Saves Nation Millions |
With the Green Bay Packers' win over the Chicago Bears, the U.S. Treasury will save millions earmarked for bankers, Goldman Sachs, private "defense contractors" and, of course, other hookers. President Obama, pretending to be a regular guy who attends sporting events, had earlier said he would travel to the Super Bowl to root for his "hometown" Chicago Bears. That plan was scuttled, however, when a community-owned team from the small town of Green Bay, Wisconsin, defeated the Bears last week. This ended the Bears' dreams of appearing in the game, a popular sporting contest used to entertain Americans between world premieres of pointlessly expensive short films known as The Festval of Commercials, traditionally held the Sunday a week before Super Domestic Violence Sunday, the first weekend of football withdrawal. Had the Bears won, President Obama, his family, and entourage would have traveled to the game, held in the private recreation room of Jerry Jones, a Texas billionaire fond of watching men grab each other about the loins. The trip, which would have required special transport of First Lady Michelle Obama's pre-game and gametime wardrobe, usually a C-147 Transport on constant idle with Israeli-trained pilots and kosher menu, along with a fleet of dry cleaning staff and makeup team, along with hairdressers. The President, requiring a staff of Secret Service, advisors, and other specialized fartcatchers, was said to be considering other alternatives for the planned multi-million dollar expenditure or, to save time, just wire it to Israel or Goldman Sachs, as per his orders. |
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| Author: | karent [ Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Packers Win Over Bears Saves Nation Millions |
Thanks for the chuckle, Lois. |
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