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It's a sign that Jesus loves God fearing, moral values, we're holier than you, sanctity of marriage, bible thumping conservative Christian republicans enjoying strip clubs and titty bars.

Lesbian is New Orleans native

Hollywood - Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God's way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year's Emmy Awards. "By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God's wrath," Robertson said on "The 700 Club" on Sunday. "Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres' hometown?"

Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

"This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards," Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. "America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation."

Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked to Degeneres' growing national prominence. September, 2003, for example, is both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion. "Now we know why things took a turn for the worse," he explained.

In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all homosexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony.

He said employees at the Christian Broadcasting Network had put together a list of 283 nominees, presenters, and invited guests at the Emmys known to be of sexually deviant persuasions.

"God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda," Robertson declared. "But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys."

They were screwed out of the first day of the convention by the prospect of the storm.

They were screwed by childish second-guessers such as us, who are now childishly making fun of the fact that their cancellation was for naught.

The storm could well become a hurricane that begins devastating New Orleans by the time the convention restarts again tomorrow. That means everyone will start talking about Katrina and Bush and past failures just as Romney is trying to establish himself as his own man, thus screwing Republicans for a third time.

The God of Weather (Jesus) Hates the RNC. Which means that the Republican Party could get screwed three ways by this storm.


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http://gawker.com/5938228/the-god-of-weather-jesus-hates-the-rnc

WTF you talking about Dwight? Muslims hate Ellen too.

The storm could well become a hurricane that begins devastating New Orleans by the time the convention restarts again tomorrow. That means everyone will start talking about Katrina and Bush and past failures just as Romney is trying to establish himself as his own man, thus screwing Republicans for a third time.

President Bush's "Brownie" Quote Wins Award
by Arthur Spiegelman

LOS ANGELES - Call it the wrong phrase at the wrong time but "Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job" was named on Thursday as U.S. President George W. Bush's most memorable phrase of 2005.

The ill-timed praise of a now disgraced agency head became a national punch line for countless jokes and pointed comments about the administration's handling of the Hurricane Katrina disaster and added to the president's reputation for verbal gaffes and clumsy turns of phrase.