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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:32 pm 
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A union shop foreman walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama 's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn 't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the union official. The union captain once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union thug once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union guy asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I 've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly idiot does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."




LOL !!! :smt005


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 Post subject: Re: A LITTLE FUN
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HILLARY’S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!!

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, ”How can I best serve my country?”

Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don’t know about that."

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”

Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”

"Ohhh! I really really don’t want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears. Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

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